Vampire Weekend Liverpool

I am certainly not an intellectual, the last book I read in its entirety was "Little Women", I ran out and dull. I do try to keep abreast of developments in the world of good science, and an article on "chaos theory" has recently caught my attention.

Apparently, if a butterfly flaps its wings, the ripple effect can cause a hurricane halfway around the world. What will happen if Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney challenge for a header on Sunday? If they arrive at the same time, the cricket team in England could be in jeopardy.

This may be a bone of contention among the nerds, all mathematicians agree that Man U are worthy favorites to extend their lead over Chelsea at Old Trafford. I suggest a punt on a new US-13 / 8.

Here's a sentence you do not see every day, you feel like Wayne Rooney. At odds of 13 / 2 to compensate for the opener, he is the great player for the big occasion.

I was very surprised when a journalist asked me my opinion on Les Reed, I said it's nice, but I prefer watching it on DVD. I think Everton to leave the valley with three points a excitable 13 / 8.

Andy Johnson is not a winger, his position is without doubt encouraged sprawling in the penalty area after minimal contact. I fall over myself back to AJ to open the scoring at 11 / 2.

David James was given to his old tricks last week, he floated in a cross-horns like a vampire. Pompey have already lost 3-0 at St James' Park in the Carling Cup this season, another disaster waiting to 13/10.

Liverpool to Manchester City share a trait with female drivers, they are all useless on the road. The Pool is the weekend banker at 4 / 9.

A couple of Reading players have received death threats in the post, I must learn to spend my time more productively. Fulham can dethrone the Royals to a blood red 6 / 5.

Incredibly, it was not a goal scored in the first 40 minutes of a game played at the cottage this season. trend followers will draw HT, FT Fulham 9 / 2; "law average supporter is on the Fulham HT FT Fulham 11 / 4 and Americans will be at Burger King to ask why they voted for Bush.

It has not been a good week for Paddy Kenny. An evening took a turn for the worse when PAL Kenny joked that he was stirring porridge Paddy's. A ruck that followed led to Sheffield United goalkeeper losing an eyebrow. Unlike Paddy, I can raise both eyebrows at the generous 5 / 6 on offer for a win at West Ham.

I'm embarrassed to say that I was once injured by eating a kebab. I blame the parents if you can not specify "Donna" correctly, you should not raise children. Spurs should be supported at 10/11 to see off Wigan spicy.

Paddy and I are not alone in receiving "unfortunate" injury. Dave Beasant was once knocked out a bottle of salad cream, Kevin Kyle scolded his testicles with boiling water and Freddie Ljungberg was recently sidelined by a piece of cheese. Freddie is back in full form, it can ensure that Arsenal leave the Reebok with a point to 23/10.

The last time that Villa against Middlesbrough, Lee Cattermole was in tears as Villa cruise to a 4-0 win. If you miss the villa at a huge 5 / 6, you'll be crying like Robbie Savage when he lost a caravan in the tornado of 2005 large, possibly caused by Shane Warne celebrate a wicket in Perth.

CAREB This week bites the eyebrow of uncertainty and pats the bald head of chaos. Aston Villa, Liverpool, West Ham, Newcastle and Tottenham are the irrefutable selections, the payment is an unyielding 18 / 1.