Dracula Halloween Costume

He invited all his friends and then the more they sit there like a bunch of laughing hyenas laughing at me ...

I'm not buying your act, Doggie! Saw your guy ... You try to attract innocent people to come to your rescue. I know how you work. The second they get close enough to take off the costume ... you go for the neck. Nice try, but you do not deceive me.

Yes my beautiful Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill!
Mwhahahahahaha ....

* Tue his thumb down troll stalker by dropping in a vat of acid *

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh I'm sorry .. Did you say something?

Make the mad cat eating his toys, he will attack and shred your costume!

Tell them you are going to suck their blood.

Hey do not worry, you are depressed and angry right now, but soon you'll be manic and happy! lol haha bipolar Dracula too funny! (I am a social worker with mental illness - I'll have to share one with my colleagues!)

Go bite the head of this guy right in the butt lol. Breaking the stupid thing apart, which still works.

I bet he can not stop laughing when you walk on your leg and lifted her foot .. Ha Ha Ha

Why did you wait so long? " This consitutes animal cruelty. You want to win in court. Although, they can send you to the insane asylum for a lot.

I thought a dog that was smart enough to use a computer would be able to remove a Halloween costume.

EDIT: OK, fair enough - kill him

PMSL

LOL!
Thank you for the laugh!
Plan A: Rip the dress and pee on it and dragging after the dryer to the bed and pee on it again!
Plan B: Rip the dress and piss on his feet, which show him!

Take care:)
Anabell

Bite them and scare them!

It is not my habit of using canines, but now that I am laugh, I think that your fate has touched me. As satisfying as it could be for you naked Fang, if you kill your master delayed, which feed you? Maybe you can make it off - try the little dog pout, whine and then try scratching him and remember to look pathetic. If this does not piss on his shoes. If it works, piss on his shoes anyway. It serves him right.

Hi this is Toby Dragon Grandpas dog. where the guys in the neighborhood trying to put myself in a TOTU!
Then I ran behind them and gave them a shot in Nice friendly a. .. you get the point. while he was on the ground that I peed in his face and trotted home

lol cute bit his nuts

Bite him.

I killed him by now destroying her room and piss on his stuff iu bet it will not crack if u do that

hump my leg!

Raise your leg and that wiz on them will attract their attention and they will not laugh! Now they go??? :)
LOL Very funny, I loved it!

Shit in his place when he goes to bed tonight. Nothing like a full foot of dog poo cold in the morning to stop all the laughter in the household.

Doggy ... Me think you have the right to kill him slowly .... begin at the ankles ... biting hard, work your way up the jewelry .... not to tear bites a bit hard .. . not shift to the fingers, wrists and neck.

Anyone stupid enough to dress up their dogs must have a slow and painful death.

Awww, I think you cute. Suck It Up boy vampire!

lol, you need to attack, because you're being provoked.

Thank you for the laugh!

Chill, it could be worse ... You could be a lobster ...

Wait until they are all gone from beer and bean dip. I am with you, but you should exercise some restraint. It will be much easier if you wait a bit.

And you.